By DC Green | 02 November 2010
In one fluid motion, I leaped to my feet. The wave pitched square. Shadow loomed over me. I’d never surfed Deformities this big, or taken off so deep. But then, I’d never felt so reckless about the dodgy state of existence we laughingly call life... More >

By DC Green | 02 November 2010
My hospital room spun. A low pressure system churned my guts. Catbird sobbed by my bedside. Crusty Carl trembled with rage and illegal chemicals. Daphne Grrng’s eyes blazed... More >

By DC Green | 02 November 2010
The plan seemed perfect. My twin sister Annie did such a good job of impersonating me so she could compete in the Cosmic Surf War on Planet Hell... More >

By DC Green | 02 November 2010
Pain… Pain meant I was alive! My eyes peeled open. Grit crackled. In the next hospital bed, Annie flashed me a thumbs up. Blood drained from her arm into mine. More >

By DC Green | 25 January 2010
Daphne Grrng, Ripaquikbong head honch, held up her muscle-knotted demon arms. The Ripaquikbong team – me, Catbird, Hackfin, Stuntman  and some rookies even greener  than me, like X’zx’zqx and Doris Grrng – fell silent. More >

By DC Green | 25 January 2010
Crusty Carl strutted stiff-legged around our motel capsule (three paces long, and half a pace wide), pausing only to blow smoke rings out his sphincter. More >

By DC Green | 09 November 2009
Spit-clouds rolled across the deadly brown water. Surfers jostled, dropped in and exploded across Toxic Teahupoo’s reef. Crusty Carl hacked. ‘Good bloody job you got your practise in early, Zack.’ I nodded. Beside me, Annie froze, clutching the deck rail. Darth Staker pushed out from the pier. More >

By DC Green | 09 November 2009
Our re-entry bus sparked through the stratosphere.The planet on my holo-screen leered out behind dirty veils of cloud. I gawked. ‘Is all that brown stuff… water?’ More >

By DC Green | 23 August 2009
‘Whoa… head rush!’ Crusty Carl staggered around our motel room, smoke billowing out his ears. ‘I shouldn’t have downloaded so much info in one bloody hit! Farken brain-implants!’ More >

By DC Green | 22 August 2009
I bumped tables. I was about to dine with two of the most famous surfers alive! My team-mates!!Wearing a sparkling leotard, Catbird shimmied to her feet. My jaw hit the floor. Her figure was amazing – and covered in scarlet fur! More >