Kolohe Andino had a very big week in Australia. As well as winning the Australian Open in Manly he was also on the receiving end of a spray from Channel V presenter, Danny Clayton. The media personality alleged that Kolohe had been making his girlfriend, 18 year-old, Zoe Cross feel “uncomfortable” after she recieved a series of text messages from the San Clemente shredder. Clayton fired a warning shot live on air that sent social media into meltdown. “Stay the fuck away from my girlfriend,” he quipped in a chest beating performance that might have won him a Logie on Home and Away. The jury is still out on this love triangle but resident Tracks illustrator and surf fan Johannes Leak provided us the above illustration as some comic relief.
Illustration: Johannes Leak