I’m sick of seeing all these dicks I want to see some bangin’ chicks.
The year has begun. The Goldy went off and Margies, well…happened. But the boys, they came out with some red hot bangaz. First it was Julian dropping down “Wayward” hyping us up for some Snapper perfection. Then followed Jordy with his “Just Now” reminding us he still loves cheesy tunes, but can surf like a crazy hoon.
One question remains, since the chicks have upped their game. Where are their bangaz? Their edits? Their features?
Last year’s list of femme surf submissions contained some honorable mentions and Tyler Wright certainly stopped our hearts with that south coast drainer. (And I concede almost topped it with this year’s step-off grinder on the Goldy)
Wildcard Bianca Buitendag brainwashed us in the brownest of bays, possibly the first chick ever to charge Skeleton Bay.
Steph tantalized in The Tempest, it was the tastiest of Indonesian treats. The style queen is so mean she drops us that flavor and doesn’t give us anything else to savor.
It just makes me wonder what all the chick groms have to froth over, I mean I love watching the boys don’t get me wrong I just want to see less of Mick hitting the lip and more of the chicks tail whips.